Several Phrases That Have Never Been Uttered In Human History

"Look out, God--behind You!""Nothing's the same since Julie started those wars."

"The New World has that New World smell."

"We, the jury, find the defendant cute as a button."

"Shoot him again, Mr. President. He doesn't mind."

"Yummy plague!"

"I claim this land in the name of Phyllis T. Brunell."

"Let the ant-shaving begin!"

"No man is so tall as when he stoops to help kill a child."

"That was no lady, that was Iraq."

Source: Marshall Sella in Created In Darkness By Troubled Americans: The Best Of McSweeney's Humor Category, 2004, p. 224.