More Adventures in Wedding

I was lucky enough to catch the garter at the wedding, but since there were so many kids at the wedding, they also participated in the tosses. Obviously this meant that the whole “putting the belt on the leg of the woman who caught the bouquet” was not happening.One of those kids was not too pleased that I caught the belt, so I had to give it to him later in the night.

I wondered if this was a bad omen for me, so I did some research, and I’m not making this up*, found out that I am now destined to marry a pair of shoes in Bulgaria.

* I did no research and I’m completely making this up.