That Just Happened

In my college days, I remember a girl whom with I was so enamored.  As things never came to pass (literally, nothing ever happened; not even a walk in the park, let alone getting on base), and I let go of the situation, after a few months I was told by her, "I was so surprised it took you as little time as it did to start seeing someone after me."

When she told me this, I felt bad.  Maybe if I had persisted longer, things would have been different and we would have actually gone out on a proper date.  Then I remembered why I let go of the situation and stopped trying to go on a date with her.  She slept with one of my friends.

And you wonder why Fox News is so successful.